Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Don LaFontaine, famous voiceover, died Monday

The voice of more than 5,000 movie trailers and 350,000 television commercials passed away at the age of 68 Monday from complications in Cedar-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. He had been hospitalized August 22 due to a blood clot in his lungs and had been in critical condition since then. He is believed to have died from a collapsed lung.

His 2006 Geico commercial in which he parodied himself as "that announcer guy from the movies" marked one of the few times he made an appearance on television. LaFontaine supposedly voiced about 60 promotions a week, sometimes 35 a day.



Some of his famed trailer voice-overs:
  • The Terminator and Terminator 2: Judgment Day
  • Cast Away
  • Batman Returns
  • Reno 911! Miami
  • Cheaper by the Dozen
  • Dr. Strangelove
  • The Simpsons Movie
He also served as the commercial voice-over for:
  • The Land Before Time
  • Extreme Makeover Home Edition
  • 24
And was also the announcer for:
  • The World's Greatest Magic
  • America's Most Wanted
  • Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction?
  • Entertainment Tonight
  • The Insider

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

5 Promising Upcoming Animated Movies

"Kung Fu Panda" deserved a black belt in film production, but it just wasn't enough to fill my constant craving for animated movies. Luckily, Hollywood is making progress in a few upcoming films that might hit the spot. Here's what you have to look forward to:



Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
The NYC zoo animals are back and ready to go home. (The first one ended with the four animals aboard a ship expecting to return to the U.S., but the penguins are sunning on the beach admitting their knowledge that the boat is out of gas.) Supposedly, the group ends up in the African wild, where Alex the lion encounters his long-lost family and attempts to overcome the wilderness/domesticated zoo language barrier. And of course, the penguins are back as well.
Expected release date: 7 November 2008

The Fantastic Mr. Fox
I can't decide which I'm more ecstatic about: Tim Burton directing "Alice in Wonderland" or Wes Anderson directing Roald Dahl's "The Fantastic Mr. Fox." The plot unfolds around the Fox family (Mr. Fox, Mrs. Fox and their fox babies) who share a spot under a tree with Rabbit, Weasel and Badger. The local farmers decide they have had enough of Mr. Fox's food-stealing and decide to get revenge by first ambushing the family, digging them out, then starving them out when their first attempts fail. George Clooney, Cate Blanchett and Bill Murray star in this recreation of one of my generation's best children's books.
Expected release date: 6 November 2009

Alice in Wonderland
Alice returns from her 57-year intermission to appear in a new, CGI version of Disney's "Alice in Wonderland," this time working with Tim Burton, mastermind of the weird and bizarre. My girl Mia Wasikowska (from the HBO series "In Treatment") will playing Alice, and rumors have been surfacing of Johnny Depp's involvement as well.
Expected release date: 5 March 2010

Shrek Goes Fourth
Cameron Diaz (Princess Fiona), Eddie Murphy (Donkey), Mike Myers (Shrek) and Antonio Banderas (Puss in Boots) make their fourth big-screen debut in this film that follows more of the adventures of a giant green ogre and his ogre princess wife. Not much is known about this one yet, but judging from the last three, we have much to look forward to.
Expected release date: 21 May 2010

Toy Story 3
Disney may be finished with the "Toy Story" series, but Pixar isn't. The release of the third film about the cowboy and spaceman toys and their friends marks the eleventh year since the first movie's sequel. This second sequel supposedly follows the toys as their owner, Andy, grows too old to own them and sends them to a day care center. Hamm, Rex and Mr. Potato Head search for their relatives.
Expected release date: 18 June 2010

Top 10 Greatest Animated Movies of the 21st Century

I couldn't care less that I'm 22 when it comes to animated kids' movies. Most of them contain better jokes than the Will Ferrell/Vince Vaughn/Owen Wilson comedies these days, and they always leave you feeling young and happy. The cuddly and adorable animal characters don't hurt either.

Some of the best animated films have been created just in the past decade, giving the Disney classics a run for their money. I mean, who really wants to buy the new DVD version of "Cinderella" when "Kung Fu Panda" is already out on DVD? Though compiling this list proved to be a challenging task, I finally decided on an order of the ten best animated films of the century (so far):

1) Happy Feet (2006):
This one actually makes my list of top five favorite movies of all time simply because a film that combines baby penguins with an awesome soundtrack and tap dancing just can't get much better.

2) Kung Fu Panda (2008):
If you didn't check this one out in Imax this year, you better have at least bought a ticket to the big screen. Jack Black's performances have fallen short of stimulating lately, but his role as Po the panda left critics and moviegoers smiling. It's tough to keep a straight face when a fat, talking panda is attempting to do high-kicks, splits and advanced martial arts moves.

3) WALL-E (2008):
Pixar has been kicking Disney's ass for a while now with feature films such as "The Incredibles," "Ratatouille" and "Monster's Inc." "WALL-E" is no different and may be considered the best of Pixar's finest, which is a spectacular accomplishment considering the film didn't even include dialog in the first half.

4) Shrek (2001):
I have yet to meet someone who hasn't seen this movie. Eddie Murphy's gregarious, smack-talking donkey character makes the film a hit, and the twists on nursery rhyme characters deserves some credit for cleverness.

5) Finding Nemo (2003):
The thing I remember most about this film was watching it three times in a day one Christmas because my little cousin just wanted to see it over and over again. The fact that I still enjoy watching Dori babble and the baby sea turtle say "dude" couldn't be a better sign of the movie's exceptional quality.

6) Bee Movie (2007):
Possibly one of the most underrated animated films of the past eight years, "Bee Movie" cracks laughs with clever jokes and puns from Jerry Seinfeld's character, Barry B. Benson. Chris Rock added some extra humor as a mosquito named Mooseblood who becomes a lawyer in the end and delivers my favorite line of the film. A cow asks the mosquito, "You're a lawyer too?" only for him to reply, "Ma'am, I was already a bloodsucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase." You know you wanna laugh.

7) Madagascar (2005):
When four animals--a giraffe, a lion, a hippo and a zebra--decide to dodge the everyday monotony of zoo life and escape to the city, their plans go awry and end up in Madagascar, a place much wilder than their domestic cages in the New York City zoo. Chris Rock delivers another outstanding performance as the antsy zebra who is desperate to experience the wild. The movie wouldn't be the same, however, without the four commando penguins who never fail to find trouble and act more bad-ass than their cuddly exteriors would lead you to believe.

8) The Emperor's New Groove (2000):
Incan Emperor Kuzco's inconsiderate narcissistic behavior lands him in the hands of a vengeful ex-employee with a black magic hobby. She transforms him into a llama, and he learns about the importance of compassion. This Disney movie, for the most part, skips the corny love story and avoids inserting a mushy lesson every five minutes. Instead, it uses cuddly animals with a vicious side and an adorably dumb evil sidekick (the always hilarious Patrick Warburton) to rack in the laughs.

9) The Incredibles (2004):
This Pixar success takes a spin on the annoyingly perfect, stereotypical superhero. The plot follows a unique family of undercover superheroes as they are forced to abandon their fifteen-year hiatus and jump back into the dangerous routine of saving lives. The cleverest, funniest part of the movie is the way it satirically pokes fun at the cookie-cutter, suburban lifestyle in such a subtle way while maintaining the superhero jokes.

10) Monsters, Inc. (2001):
I'm not sure if this film actually convinced kids that the monsters under their beds are friendly, but there's no doubt that it was entertaining. A lovable little girl teaches the monster who can't scare anyone how to be scary, and Disney and Pixar (which were merged at the time) managed to create a fun, action-packed, witty animated comedy without the cheese. The animation itself is commendable, and the storyline is original and imaginable.