Spears cast in remake of 1965 cult film

Apparently, Quentin Tarantino has yet to rent "Crossroads." Rumor has it he seems to see something in Britney Spears that most have given up hope in finding. A recent leak to the UK's Daily Telegraph has warned the world of Tarantino's plan to cast Spears in a remake of the 1965 cult film, "Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" in which she plays one of the lesbian strippers in the following plot synopsis, courtesy of IMDB:

"Three strippers seeking thrills encounter a young couple in the desert. After dispatching the boyfriend, they take the girl hostage and begin scheming on a crippled old man living with his two sons in the desert, reputedly hiding a tidy sum of cash. They become houseguests of the old man and try and seduce the sons in an attempt to locate the money, not realizing that the old man has a few sinister intentions of his own."

Though the original film was regarded as a dark comedy or thriller, I believe it is safe to say moviegoers everywhere are indeed in for a horror if this rumor is, in fact, true.